I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
This has never happened to me but……
lets say you get drunk…..at like…. a bar …..or something….then like your totally drunk annnnnndd you have no money left because you spent it all on booze…..aaaannnnd you cant drive because its illegal….but you also cant leave the bar because its also illegal to be drunk in public……and you also cant wait outside the bar to sober up because that would be loitering…..which is illegal…. or against the rules….. or something… soo like yeah what do you do?
“I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root threeThe three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nineFor nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmeticI know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationalityWhen hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a threeAs quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integerWe break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wandsOur square root signs become unglued
”
Your love for me has been renewed
David Feinberg
